wpadminBecause I enjoy humor so much and am such an advocate of the importance of laughter for your love life and your physical and mental health, it just dawned on me that I should share favorite jokes here.
Most men relate through humor, so I recommend you select a few jokes, practice in front of a mirror, and then share them with your honey or that new guy you’re going to see this weekend. So here’s my first of many jokes and fun finds:
Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re not coming out until you leave!’
The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.’
Holding the bucket up, he said, ‘I’m here to feed the alligator…’
Some old men can still think fast.